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twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

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furrsona:

”free wifi”

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”please ask a member of staff for details”

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cumsquats:

a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me

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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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wizardsquad:

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

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panicatthehowelllester:

phunkyvanspam:

supercalifraginatural:

nerfherdersftw:

I just.. THIS SENTENCE WILL IGNITE AND FUEL MANY DREAMS

I have scrolled down this about 5 times and it has almost made me cry every time omg

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When they panned to Benedict crying, my heart cried

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johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

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elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

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