paraddict:

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

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being awake at ~almost 6am~ is the least amount of fun I have had in forever it sounds like there l could be someone outside my house I am so not cool with this I am ALONE fuckkkkkk

forever:

2009 was 5 years ago wtf 

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refrigerhate:

if you google eyebrows are you eyebrowsing

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tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.

annoyed, definitely.

pleased, definitely. 

god bless

This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.

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penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

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"The Caribbean is in Africa, right? Because of Pirates of the Caribbean! And pirates come from Somalia, so obviously, the Caribbean is in Africa."

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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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